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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:21

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

-”Ah so!”

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Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

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Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd